Greetings, peasants. My name is John Man, the beloved Pharaoh of the casino floor. As you can plainly see, I am obscenely wealthy. Every slot machine trembles at my approach. My endless fortune began the day I encountered Yakub, who blessed me with infinite luck and bestowed upon me a mystical dog whose sole purpose in life is to quietly increase my gambling odds. He has never fetched a ball, but he has fetched me several jackpots.
